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A Night On The Town...Mike Cross

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Comment by Jorgelito Hagens on May 9, 2018 at 1:48pm

Live each day as it was your last

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Comment by Michael Johnson on May 7, 2018 at 11:27pm

The Sceptic

My Father Christmas passed away
     When I was barely seven.
     At twenty-one, alack-a-day,
     I lost my hope of heaven.

Yet not in either lies the curse:
     The hell of it's because
     I don't know which loss hurt the worse —
     My God or Santa Claus.

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Comment by Michael Johnson on May 4, 2018 at 7:42pm

HEH..HEH..HEH!

Comment by Jorgelito Hagens on May 4, 2018 at 11:07am

Farewell Note to Mom & Dad

Steven was walking through his house, looking for his teenage daughter Anna. He was feeling down after watching his favorite team lose last night, and was going to suggest to his daughter that they go buy some ice cream together.



His daughter had been in her room upstairs a few hours ago, but now her shoes were missing in the hallway.
He walked up to her room, only to find the door open. On her bed, he saw a hand-written note.
This is what it said:



“Dear Mom and Dad,


I’m sorry to have to tell you like this, but I’m eloping with my new boyfriend Muhammad.
I’ve finally found true love, and he’s just great! I especially love his cute piercings, sexy scars, cool tattoos and his big motorcycle!



And that’s not all – I’m expecting a child with Muhammad, and I’m already three months pregnant. We’re going to settle down in his trailer, and he says that he wants even more children. I’m so happy!!! And guess what? We’re going to get married next week!



He’s also explained to me that weed isn’t as bad as some people make it out to be, so now we’re growing 17 plants behind our trailer. We’ll have enough for him and his friends, and in return, they’ll give us as many pills as we want.



I do hope that they find a cure for AIDS soon, so that Muhammad can get better – he really deserves it. Don’t worry about money – Muhammad’s friends Juan and Stanislav are in the movie business, and they’ve arranged for me to become an actress!  The job pays pretty well, 50 dollars per take, and I get another 50 if there are more than three men in the same scene.

So don’t worry about me – I’m 16 years old and can take care of myself. The next time I come to visit, you’ll get to see your grandchild!



xoxo, Anna



P.S. Dad, none of this is true – I only popped over to Emma’s place to watch some TV. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than The Patriots losing to The Eagles!
See you in a bit!”

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