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Comment by Michael Johnson on January 31, 2018 at 2:40am
Comment by David White Hawk Administrator on January 20, 2018 at 11:02pm

Talking dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the
owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I
decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings
and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'.

Comment by Michael Johnson on December 6, 2017 at 2:56am
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Comment by Sharon Johnson on August 17, 2017 at 4:34pm

The People You Meet In Heaven

Two women met in Heaven and one asked the other, "How did you die?"
"A heart attack."
"Oh no, how did that happen?"
"I thought my husband was cheating on me, so I came home one day to catch him."
"And...."
"Well I looked in every room of our home, even our garage. When I didn't find anyone, I felt so guilty I had a heart attack and died. How did you die?"
"Let me just say this, you should have looked in the freezer in the garage. Then we'd both be alive."

Comment by Michael Johnson on August 15, 2017 at 10:56pm

There are many items of prose, pranks and amusing stories that can be told here I especially would like to here some of the many amusing tales from the Native American side of the spectrum.
I know there are many..some passed down by word of mouth only..so share!

Comment by Ms. Down-to-Earth on August 15, 2017 at 8:07am

Weird Al writes so many good parodies that I can't choose my favourite.

Comment by Michael Johnson on August 14, 2017 at 2:17am
 

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