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Our Alarm Clock

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Waking up..and getting up in our mobile home goes like this: 5:30-5:45 am first cat arrives on bed while three others await results in the wings, cat # 1 proceeds to walk up and down our bodys from…Continue

Just Chillin'

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Bessie's Boil by Robert W Service

Started by Michael Johnson May 13. 0 Replies

Says I to my Missis: "Ba goom, lass! you've something I see, on your mind." Says she: "You are right, Sam, I've something. It 'appens it's on me be'ind. A Boil as 'ud make Job jealous. It 'urts me no…Continue

My Love Affair With Moose...How It Began

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Yellowknife..Northwest Territories : I was working as a cook bordering Great Slave Lake sometime in the early seventies at one of those eateries that pop up on the fringe of any-…Continue

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Comment by Jorgelito Hagens on March 16, 2018 at 12:07am

Comment by Jorgelito Hagens on March 15, 2018 at 5:49pm

Elderly Navaho

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in 
Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman 
walking on the side of the road.


As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car 
and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. 
After a bit of small talk while resuming the journey, the 
Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.


"What's in the bag?" asked the woman.


Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a 
bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."


The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, then 
speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, 
"Good trade."

Comment by Jorgelito Hagens on March 15, 2018 at 5:11pm

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Comment by Jorgelito Hagens on March 15, 2018 at 12:23pm

Speeding

One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer noticed a car traveling at 22 MPH. Considering the slow car as dangerous as a speeder, he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over.
 Approaching the car, he noticed five little old Indian ladies in the car, wide eyed and appearing horrified.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit and I ALWAYS go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?”

“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”

“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!” the old Indian woman said proudly.


The State Police officer then explained to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.


“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,” the officer asks with concern.

“Oh, they’ll be all right, officer. We just got off Route 119.”

Comment by Michael Johnson on January 31, 2018 at 2:40am
Comment by David White Hawk Administrator on January 20, 2018 at 11:02pm

Talking dog
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the
owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.
I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies
and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I
decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings
and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard'.

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