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Time To Laugh

A place for funny things, places, people thoughts and prose what ever makes you laugh..but watch them words keep it clean.

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A Dieters Prayer

Started by Michael Johnson Oct 19. 0 Replies

It's getting close to that time of the year again Thanksgivings coming up and then Xmas Or if your like me you can celebrate the rising and the setting of the sun with calories And soon your (just…Continue

Ballad Of The Iceworm Cocktail

Started by Michael Johnson. Last reply by Michael Johnson Oct 12. 3 Replies

To Dawson Town came Percy Brown from London on the Thames. A pane of glass was in his eye, and stockings on his stems. Upon the shoulder of his coat a leather pad he wore, To rest his deadly rifle…Continue

Bessie's Boil by Robert William Service

Started by Michael Johnson Oct 4. 0 Replies

Says I…Continue

Allan Sherman - The Streets of Miami

Started by Michael Johnson. Last reply by Michael Johnson Sep 15. 1 Reply

I don't believe a funnier version of The Streets Of Laredo exists...but if you find one post it here! The Streets Of MiamiAs I wandered out On the streets of Miami I said to meinself This is some…Continue

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Comment by Ms. Down-to-Earth on October 4, 2017 at 8:10am

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Comment by Sharon Johnson on August 17, 2017 at 4:34pm

The People You Meet In Heaven

Two women met in Heaven and one asked the other, "How did you die?"
"A heart attack."
"Oh no, how did that happen?"
"I thought my husband was cheating on me, so I came home one day to catch him."
"And...."
"Well I looked in every room of our home, even our garage. When I didn't find anyone, I felt so guilty I had a heart attack and died. How did you die?"
"Let me just say this, you should have looked in the freezer in the garage. Then we'd both be alive."

Comment by Michael Johnson on August 15, 2017 at 10:56pm

There are many items of prose, pranks and amusing stories that can be told here I especially would like to here some of the many amusing tales from the Native American side of the spectrum.
I know there are many..some passed down by word of mouth only..so share!

Comment by Ms. Down-to-Earth on August 15, 2017 at 8:07am

Weird Al writes so many good parodies that I can't choose my favourite.

Comment by Michael Johnson on August 14, 2017 at 2:17am
Comment by Michael Johnson on August 14, 2017 at 1:53am

This'll give you some idea of what you can do here
my apologies to Billy Ray Cyrus

Achy Breaky Song

"Weird Al" Yankovic

1 You can torture me with Donny and Marie
You can play some Barry Manilow
Or you can play some schlock like New Kids On The Block
Or any Village People song you know
Or play Vanilla Ice hey, you can play him twice
And you can play the Bee Gees any day
But Mr. DJ, please I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of Billy Ray

[Chorus]
Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song
I might blow up my radio

[Verse 2]
You can clear the room by playing Debbie Boon
Or crank your ABBA records until dawn
Oh, I can even hear Slim Whitman or Zamfir
Don't mind a Yoko Ono marathon
Or play some Tiffany on 8-track or CD
Or scrape your fingernails across the board
Or tie me to a chair and kick me down the stairs
Just please don't play that stupid song no more

[Chorus]
Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song
You know I hate that song a bunch
And if you play that song that nauseating song
It might just make me lose my lunch
Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song
I think it's driving me insane
Oh, please don't play that song that irritating song
I'd rather have a pitchfork in my brain

[Outro]
Don't play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song
The most annoying song I know
And if you play that song that 'Achy Breaky' song
I might blow up my radio

 

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