Steven Berry's Blog – September 2011 Archive (12)

 

My comments here exclude those men who have stepped forward with incredible courage since 1913 to face this tyrannical government, and like our Founding Fathers, have paid an enormous price both personally and financially. People like Bill Benson, our fine gentlemen down in the great State of Tennessee and too many others to list.



Americans forget that the Founding Fathers were the "moneyed class" back then. They were farmers, merchants and men of means. They had a lot to…

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The Pastor Has No Clothes

"We are mortgaging our spiritual future on a bankrupt concept"

The early church did not have it. None of the apostles ever held the job. In fact, it appears nowhere in the New Testament.



Now, author Jon Zens states what undoubtedly has occurred to many Christians: the role of the "pastor" needs to be reconsidered.



In his new book, The Pastor Has No… Continue

YES...!!!..My man Herman "The Hammer" Cain came -engaged- and ripped the "Perry Is the one advocates"a brand new bung by doing what Herman Cain does so well..He is an excellent speaker..he is not one of the old baggage senior citizens who are the oligarchy in D.C...and he will defeat Barry the Obama in a showdown..If you folks who think Ricky is the answer to our gravest issues ..be thankful that Herman Cain has pointed out that he may be a pretty face… Continue

TWO OLD MEN (STEVE AND DOUG?)) DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK; I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE… Continue

“[U]nder Socialism you would not be allowed to be poor. You would be forcibly fed, clothed, lodged, taught, and employed whether you liked it or not. If it were discovered that you had not the character and industry enough to be worth all this trouble, you might possibly be executed in a kindly manner. . . .” - George Bernard Shaw , 1928.









"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by… Continue

“The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president. The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails us. Blaming the prince of the fools… Continue

Why we shoot deer in the wild...





I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for

a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and

do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back

of… Continue

THE KISS'



A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either..

He asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"

So, a kiss he gets, long, slow, passionate..

After she's finished, the biker… Continue

THE SHEER NIGHTGOWN....



A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer

negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range

from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes

it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put

it on, and model it for him.



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For those of us that try to determine exactly what has caused the once proud and rich nation of ours to fall into a debt crisis that is so large that even trying to make interest only payments has brought us to the edge of financial disaster...What happened to our "dollar"?.Why are we still sending money abroad if in fact we are broke? How do we ever expect to regain our economic strength?..I have been studying this… Continue

ANAGRAMS







This has got to be one of the most clever

e-mail I've received in a while.

Someone out there

is deadly at Scrabble.

(Wait till you see the last one)!





DORMITORY:

When you rearrange the letters:

DIRTY ROOM









PRESBYTERIAN:

When you rearrange the letters:

BEST IN PRAYER





ASTRONOMER:

When you rearrange the… Continue

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Did you know the saying "God willing and the Creeks don't

>> rise" was in reference to the Creek Indians and not a body

>> of water? It was written by Benjamin Hawkins in the late

>> 18th century. He was a politician and Indian diplomat.

>> While in the south, Hawkins was requested by the President

>> of the U.S. to return to Washington . In his response, he

>> was said to… Continue