THE SHEER NIGHTGOWN....

A husband walks into Victoria 's Secret to purchase a sheer
negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range
from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price.
Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes
it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put
it on, and model it for him.

UPSTAIRS THE WIFE THINKS (_SHE'S NO DUMMY_), 'I HAVE AN IDEA. IT'S SO
SHEER THAT IT MIGHT AS WELL BE NOTHING. I won't put it on, but
I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500
refund for myself.'

SHE APPEARS NAKED ON THE BALCONY AND STRIKES A POSE.

THE HUSBAND SAYS, 'GOOD GRIEF! YOU'D THINK FOR $500, THEY'D AT
LEAST IRON IT!'

HE NEVER HEARD THE SHOT.

FUNERAL ON THURSDAY AT NOON. CLOSED COFFIN.

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Comment by LadyHawkღ on September 18, 2011 at 11:12am
LOL at 52 I think I can appreciate this one! funny!

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