Recording of the FBI at the Pine Ridge Reservation
The neighbor, "Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes, this is the FBI what do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Billy One Foot, he's an Indian and he's hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy One Foot's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but found no marijuana. They swore and cursed at Billy One Foot and left.
The phone rings at Billy One Foot's house, it's the neighbor, "Hey, Billy! Did the FBI come?"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Well Happy Birthday Buddy!"
NASA asked an elder Navajo to record a message to put on their newest S.E.T.I. satellite, along with messages from other cultures and languages. He spoke a message, the satellite was launched, and one day CNN broadcast the messages being sent into outer space from the spacecraft. Laughter is heard coming from the entire northern portion of Arizona. When CNN asks why the people are laughing, a man from Chinle tells them, "The message says, 'Watch out for these guys; they've come to steal your land!"
Quotes of Will Rogers -
Cherokee cowboy humorist - born in Oologah, Oklahoma, 1879-1935
My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower... but they met the boat.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.