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You Never Know

Started by Chris Durbin May 29. 0 Replies

The Story of the Chinese FarmerOnce upon a time there was a Chinese farmer whose horse ran away. That evening, all of his neighbors came around to commiserate. They said, “We are so sorry to hear…Continue

The lord'll Provide

Started by Michael Johnson Jan 1, 2020. 0 Replies

Big ol Buzzard sitting on a fence, watchin them chickens play He's sitting with his best friend ol' Chicken Hawk, Chicken Hawk jump up and say, " Why don't we invite us a chicken home for supper…Continue

Do u remember..the show and the cast from the clue found below

Started by Michael Johnson Dec 19, 2019. 0 Replies

So, cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered some clean copper clappers or clangers were copped from a closet by Cleveland's Claude Cooper the kleptomaniac.Continue

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Comment by Chris Durbin on June 19, 2021 at 4:09pm

Well shit.. I think my license might be in jeopardy..
and all just because of a stupid state trooper...
The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over on my bike:
Trooper: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"
Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."
Trooper: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"
Me: "A car."
Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Trooper:"So, you're drunk."
Me:"But I didn't drink anything."
Trooper:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?
Me:"A motorcycle."
Trooper:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"
Me:"I have no idea!"
Trooper:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"
Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.
Me: "So... counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"
Trooper:"A prostitute of course."
Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"
Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

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