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THE SPELLIN'-BEE by Paul Laurence Dunbar I never shall furgit that night when father hitched up Dobbin, An' all us youngsters clambered in an' down the road went bobbin'To school where we was kep' at…Continue
Started by Michael Johnson Jan 23.
The Great Conch Train RobberyShel Silverstein…Continue
Johnny Depp as Tonto
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in
Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman
walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car
and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride.
After a bit of small talk while resuming the journey, the
Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
"What's in the bag?" asked the woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a
bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, then
speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said,
Serpent River Weather Station
One Sunday, sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer noticed a car traveling at 22 MPH. Considering the slow car as dangerous as a speeder, he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over.
Approaching the car, he noticed five little old Indian ladies in the car, wide eyed and appearing horrified.
The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit and I ALWAYS go exactly the speed limit. What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.”
“Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly! Twenty-two miles an hour!” the old Indian woman said proudly.
The State Police officer then explained to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am, I have to ask . . . Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,” the officer asks with concern.
“Oh, they’ll be all right, officer. We just got off Route 119.”
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